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whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

i’m not really into astrology but people born in august dont know shit about how to cook pasta

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"There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. No one can. People forget he’s down there, waiting."

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This is fucking perfect. #vape #vapeshop #hanadna30 #tobh2 #notaclone #northernlightsvapor #alldayvape #freetovape

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YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, YOU MONSTERS

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ITS SO DANG PURDY. #hanadna30 #tobh2 #notaclone

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judgmentalmaps:

Detroit, MI
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Pretty much, yeah.

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Louie - Season 3 Episode 6 (Barney/Never)
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danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.

This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.

The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”

He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.

I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”

That is what you call a human being.

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og-sludgebone:

Whats the CEO of hot topic look like

this is an important question

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completely unexpected

Ah, Gothic Mom

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